Armed with baguettes, terrible entry prices, and absolutely nothing left to lose.
01 / WHY WE'RE HERE
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. UNTIL THE PLAYERS SHOW UP.
A cartoon rebellion against the endless meme casino. The normies have grabbed their baguettes. Pumpfun HQ is sweating. And Kimchi is hiding under the desk.
Big green confidence on the outside. Very nervous sweating on the inside.
Paris is just the beginning. The group chat has officially escaped containment.










